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Читы для Leisure Suit Larry 7: Love for Sail!

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Leisure Suit Larry 7:
Love for Sail!

в России известна как

Ларри 7:
Секс под парусом

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Выдержка из Энциклопедии игр

Название в России:Ларри 7: Секс под парусом
Разработчик:Sierra On-Line
Издатель:Sierra On-Line
Локализатор в России:Софт Клаб
Издатель в России:Софт Клаб
Модель распространения:розничная продажа
ISO статус:релиз состоялся 24 октября 2001 года
Жанры:Adventure / For Adults

Даты выхода игры

вышла 28 июля 2004 г.
вышла в 1996 г.

Solution [ENG]

Информация актуальна для
This  walkthrough was personally made  by Catz (catz@freedomnet.com) and
he  is to be blamed for all mistakes, spelling errors, and all the such.
Anyone  can  download this and put it  on  their web page, provided I at
least  get  credit for writing the  damn  thing. This walkthrough is the
first  one on the net (so far), and only gives you about 994 points, and
finding  all  32  Where's Dildo's? The  other  dildo's are there, I just
overlooked  them.  Please excuse errors on  this  walkthrough, as it was
made  very  quickly. This walkthrough will  be  revised on a web format,
with pictures and diagrams and crap. Any ideas and the such should go to

Beginning Tips
I  have personally found that turning on "Closed Captioning" by choosing
the  "Game" menu from the top  pull-down menus, and selecting the bottom
option,  "Closed  Captioning", or by pressing  Ctrl-T helps a LOT. Typed
sentences  may  contain clues by capitalizing  key  words, but you don't
hear any emphasis on the word when the narrator says it.

You  can't die, or become trapped for  any reason at all. Therefore, try
ANYTHING you like, without fear of consequences.

Love for Sail! Is a game of exploration. So don't miss anything! Look at
each  new scene carefully. Click on  anything that causes your cursor to
highlight.  Try  all  the menu choices.  Talk  to everyone you see. Take
notes.  Remember  what  they  say,  as it  may  come  in  handy later as
something to talk about with one of your new friends.

Things  change during the course of the game. New characters may appear.
Keep looking around.

Think  creatively. When you get "stuck",  leave and explore other areas.
You  never  know  where you might find  just  what  you need. Above all,
relax, let your imagination run wild, and have fun!

Complete Walkthrough

La Costa Lotta
In the beginning, you and Shamara are finishing up what you both started
in Leisure Suit Larry VI. After a bit, she suggests doing something new.
So,  she  shackles your hands to  the  headboard with "Sisters of Steel"
brand  handcuffs. You might think this  kinky new fantasy might be nice,
but  it  doesn't last long. As soon  as  you're shackled, she takes your
wallet and leaves the hotel room, but not without stuffing her cigarette
in your mouth first. Of course, you don't smoke, so you do the stupidest
thing  possible:  spit out the cigarette on  the  bed, and catch the bed
sheet  on  fire. The first thing you want  to  do, is take the Lil' Hair
Weave  Kit  on  the dresser to the  right  of Larry. Then, take the Vice
Grips  from the dresser to the left  of Larry. Access your inventory, by
pressing  Ctrl-I, or right clicking  anywhere, and choosing "Inventory".
Left  click  once on the Lil' Hair  Weave  Kit, and choose "Open". Then,
left click on the Vice Grips, and choose "Use" and choose "Needle". This
bends the needle for you, in a zig-zag shape, perfect for picking locks.
As  soon  as  Larry  calms  down, and  stays  still,  left  click on the
handcuffs  on his hand, and choose Use. Choose to use the bent needle in
the  handcuffs.  This gets you out  of  the burning bed, thankfully, but
gets  you  in  a  dead  end,  with  the  fire  inching  closer  to  you,
unthankfully.  The Fire Chief tells you to jump. No problem, right? Only
because   you're  on  the  fortieth   floor,  that  shouldn't  make  any
difference. However, there's a tiny problem; a glass sliding door. Did I
mention  the  fire heated the frame, so  that you can't open it, either?
Didn't  think so. Well, looks like you're going to have to break it with
something. The lamp is too heavy for you to live (20 pounds is waaay too
heavy  for  Larry)  and the chair crumbles  as  you smash it against the
door.  Guess we'll have to try some Larry-force. Left click on the glass
sliding  door,  and choose "Other..." Type  in "Break", and you'll throw
yourself  through the glass door, painfully, might I add. You make it to
the  balcony, which is where you find  a small picture of a cruise ship,
which  you  pocket.  Then, the moment of  truth  comes: you have to leap
forty  floors  to  your  safety,  or  to  your  death.  Pretty  fun, eh?
Unfortunately,  Larry  doesn't have a choice,  because  the force of the
explosion  pushes him off the balcony. He DOES land on the net, however.
And  then he proceeds to bounce off  numerous things on, and off screen,
landing  on a nice, soft, cactus. "Leisure Suit Larry, you've just leapt
from  the  40th  floor of a burning  building!  What are you going to do
next?" Take a cruise, of course!

The PMS Bouncy (Boarding the ship and first activities)
Larry  arrives at the docks, and  meets the beautiful Captain Thygh, and
gets  slapped  within the first two  sentences  he utters. He boards the
ship,  and is then given his room  keycard by the purser, but of course,
there  was  a problem with his original  room,  and he's been moved to a
much  BIGGER room. (If you've played  previous Leisure Suit Larry games,
you know what to expect). Anyway, just look around the main lobby a bit,
and  soon,  an  announcement  comes on,  to  anyway  wishing to hump the
Captain  for  the  next week, they  should  report  to the Lounge. Well,
needless  to  say, you run straight for  the Lounge first. After you get
the  announcement, right click anywhere on the screen, and choose "Map".
This  gives  you a map of the ship,  and if you hold your cursor over an
area, and the area gets highlighted, you can travel to that area. In the
lower  right,  it shows you a screenshot  of the room you'd enter if you
click on that area. Look at the second to the top floor of the ship, and
hold  your cursor over the red area in  the middle of the deck. It shows
in  the  lower right corner, that it  is the "Proud Lil' Seaman Lounge".
This is exactly where you want to go. Click on the red area, and you get
"magically"  transported there. Peter the Purser explains the TMT (Thygh
Man Trophy) contest. After he is done talking, feel free to look around,
and look at the cannons, or chests. You want to pay special attention to
the  left row of chests, about 3 chests  back. You should see a speck of
red  and white striped, something. Go ahead  and click on it. Welcome to
"Where's  Dildo?",  which is a fun  game making fun of "Where's Waldo?".
Just  find 32 of these little suckers,  and you get something special. 1
down,  31  to go. After you're done with  that, click on the door at the
bottom  of  the stage, to leave the lounge.  This leads you out to a top
deck.  As you might notice by sight and hearing, in the lower right, you
see  a flashing "1" picture. This tells you to whip out your "CyberSniff
2000"!  Find the number 1 square on your CyberSniff 2000, and scratch it
lightly.  Then,  sniff the number 1 square.  Get  a big old whiff of sea
air.  It's just like you're there.  You can examine the many interesting
topiaries  that  the PMS Bouncy has  on  exhibit. Hidden in the "Where's
Dildo"  topiary,  you  should see another  Where's  Dildo?. Go ahead and
click  him.  2 down, 30 to go. Go  ahead and move your cursor to the far
left, until you get a left arrow icon. Click, and go left. Here, you can
see  a fire hose case, and you probably see a fat woman pirate, too. (If
not, don't worry, you'll see her soon enough!) Go ahead and click on the
fire  hose case, and choose "Open". Then, click on the fire hose itself,
and  take  it.  Also, click the  Where's  Dildo?  that's near the beaver
topiary's rear. (This was added later, so has an out of order number, 32
down,  0  to  go)If you see the  pirate  woman, click on her, and choose
Talk.  Now,  you see a menu of options  that you can click on, and Larry
will discuss that topic with Peggy. Choose "Your Name", and you tell her
you  can tell where she got her name from, and she returns your friendly
ice breakers with a half dozen expletives. After you have chosen all the
options,  you should have learned a couple things. One, mixing KZ Sexual
Lubricant,  and Deodorant will cause an  explosion. Two, Peggy swears an
awful  lot.  Now,  if  you  like,  you  can  choose  "Other.."  from the
conversation menu, and you get to choose the topic. Type in "Captain" to
get  a colorful description of Captain Thygh. After you've heard enough,
choose  Goodbye.  Continue on your way left.  Now, do you see the sneaky
Where's  Dildo? in this screen? Well, he's behind the sheep topiary pot.
3  down, 29 to go. Go ahead and look at the topiary sheep, and take some
kumquats.  You'll  be glad you did  later. (Although from the particular
kumquats  you  picked, the sheep isn't  too happy). Now, you see another
character in this screen. Go ahead and talk to him. His name is Rod. His
job is entertaining the non-existent children on this cruise. And I must
say,  he's doing a bang-up job. Talk to  him again, and he'll make you a
balloon  animal.  Keep  talking,  and he'll  make  you  a  huge range of
different  balloon  animals. (Yeah, right). At  this time, bring up your
inventory,  and let's take a look at what we have. You can left click on
any item, and look at it, and see what it is. Look at your TMT Card, and
you  see what competitions you have  to participate in. The competitions
are:   Poop  Deck  Horseshoes,  Craps  Tournament,  Tail  Deck  Bowling,
LoveMaster  2000,  Captain's  Cook-Off, and  Best-Dressed  Man. Oh yeah,
you'll have no problem with this. Sheesh Larry, good luck...you're gonna
need it.

The LoveMaster 2000 Contest
Get  the ship map on screen, and  look at the available rooms, until you
get  to  "Library". Go there. By  the  grandfather clock, is yet another
Where's Dildo?. 4 down, 28 to go. Feel free to look at all the different
books  in  the  bookcases. After you're  done,  go right. Here, you meet
Victorian   Principles.   A   submissive   librarian   with  an  extreme
nymphomaniacal,  darker  side of her, hidden  away. You consider it your
job  to  release that inner beast. Go  ahead and talk with her. From the
topics,  you learn that she dislikes "spicy" literature, but you're sure
she   would  love  it,  if  she  was  just  exposed  to  some.  In  this
conversation,  "Other..." as the topic is very important. No matter what
you  type,  she  turns around to her  computer,  and doesn't see you for
about 10 seconds. Go ahead and take the mucilage in front of the pile of
books.  That's all you can do in here  for now, so split. Say goodbye to
her,  and  go south. Now, take a  look at the champagne waterfall. Right
next  to  it,  is a column, and peeking  out  of it, is a little Where's
Dildo?.  Go ahead and let him loose. 5  down, 27 to go. Our next stop is
the  Clothing Optional Pool, so whip out your ship map, and click on the
pool.  In  the  changing  cabana, you can  see  people  come and go, and
there's  a little Where's Dildo? in the  bushes toward the left. 6 down,
26  to  go. Continue on your way  right,  and you'll be stopped by Dick.
Apparantely, you can't wear you're leisure suit out in the sun, for fear
of  igniting. You can understand that, so you get a loaner bathing suit.
And  what  a normal looking bathing suit it  is. At least you can have a
towel  to cover it up. When you get past Dick, the CyberSniff 2000 shows
a  2.  So, grab your sheet, and  scratch and sniff number 2. It's suntan
lotion!  Well anyway, this nude woman  on a chaise lounge gets sunscreen
in  her  eyes,  and asks for a  towel,  groping blindly in the air. Sure
enough,  you  walk right in the path,  and  your cover is shot, and your
bathing  suit  shown.  How  humiliating.  Well,  anyway,  you  get  in a
conversation  with  this woman, and learn  her  name is Drew Baringmore.
Talk  to her on all the options, and learn quite a few things. One, Drew
has had her cabin boy lock up her clothes in a place where she can never
get  them.  Two, a Gigantic Erection is  a cocktail, that takes an awful
long  time  to  prepare. Three, the  book  you  want for Victorian, "The
Erotic  Adventures of Hercules", is in  Drew's hands, and she's not done
with  it.  Also, on your way out,  take  a look at "Peoples" magazine to
learn  about  the Juggs. Well, it's about  time you checked out your new
digs,  so  go ahead and get out your  ship  map, and choose Cabin 0. The
first thing you should notice is the Where's Dildo? directly in front of
you,  behind  the bucket. 7 down, 25  to go. The second thing you should
notice,  is  the CyberSniff 2000 flashing the  number  6. Take a big ol'
whiff  of  number 6 on your card, and  you  should smell a dank pit like
smell.  Feel free to look around, sleep  on the cot. Also, check out the
toilet  pipe, and unclog it by taking out the can of Silicone Lubricant.
Also,  on the opposite side of the toilet, is some nice toilet paper. Go
ahead  and take it. Go back to  the clothing optional pool, and go left,
to  Drew's  deck. Dick will stop you  again,  but in a couple sentences,
you've  got  your elephant, and ready for  action. Talk to Drew, and ask
her  about  her  book  again. She'll give  it  to  you this time. Great,
something  to give Victorian! Go on back  to the library, and prepare to
swap some books. Once you've gotten the talking bar up, choose "Other.."
and  then type anything you want. This  will make Vicki turn around, and
type  on the computer for 10 seconds.  Now, take your time, you can make
Vicki  turn and type as much as you want, so you have tons of chances to
do  this.  First off, take the book  with the yellow cover. It's the top
book  on  the  stack.  Once you have  it  in  your inventory, go in your
inventory,  and  click on it. Choose  Remove  Jacket. Then, click on the
book jacket, and use it with the dirty book. Now you have the dirty book
with  the  Prudish And Proud cover.  Exit  your inventory, and click the
book stack, and use it with the Erotic book with the Prudish cover. Now,
you're  all  set.  Whip out your map,  and  go  back to your cabin. Now,
hiding  beside the toilet is another  Where's Dildo?. Go ahead and click
him.  8  down,  24 to go. Now, whip  out  your map again, and choose the
Sexual Prowess competition area. It's in the purple rectangle of blocks.
Where's  Dildo?  time again! This time  he's  sticking out of the fourth
booth.  Click him. 9 down, 23 to go. Now, the CyberSniff 2000 also tells
you  smell  a  very strong number 7  smell.  Take a little sniff, and it
smells  like fish. Go figure. Next, click  on the lips on the left wall,
and  use your TMT card in  the lips/cardreader. Next, watch poor Larry's
attempt  to win. You gotta feel sorry for the guy. On your way out, push
the  green  button beside the fourth  booth. After you're done in there,
take out the map, and take another walk to your cabin. You should notice
another  Where's  Dildo? hiding out behind  the  pipes in the lower left
hand  corner. 10 down, 22 to go. Vicki should be just about done now, so
go  ahead and use your map to travel to the library. You should notice a
change in music, telling you what to expect up ahead. You'll also notice
a  bigger  Where's  Dildo? on the  screen  towards the right, behind the
pineapple.  11  down,  21 to go. Well,  might  as  well talk to the new,
improved  Vicki.  After you ask about the  weather, it'll turn her on so
much,  that  she actually has sex with  you.  (Not having her glasses on
made  you look a lot better) Well, having absolutely no clothes, you try
to  make  it to your cabin without  being  noticed. However, an old lady
sees  you  just as you near your room.  So  much for secrecy. As you get
dressed  in your room, you should  notice that since you've "interacted"
with  Vicki,  there is now a bitmap  saved in your LSL7 directory called
"vicky.bmp".  I  suggest  you  take  a  look  at  it.  Well,  after that
experience,  you just can't wait for more. Get your ship map out, and go
to  the  Library, again. Now,  finish  your conversation with Victorian.
After  asking about Sex, Larry challenges  Vicki to prove that she's the
most  sexually-  competent person on the ship.  He tells her to take his
scorecard,  and  beat  the LoveMaster 2000.  Well,  needless to say, she
passes  with flying colors. You didn't win the bet, but you got a record
high score on the LoveMaster 2000. One competition down.

The Best Dressed Man Contest
Now  that  you're  done  with  the  LoveMaster,  onto  the  Best Dressed
Competition.  Get  out  the  ship  map,  and  choose  the  Best  Dressed
Competition  area,  in the purple rectangle  of  blocks. Aww, isn't that
cute?  A Where's Dildo? right next to the computer, beside you. Pick him
up.  12 down, 20 to go. Now, let's  see you blow this contest out of the
water.  Unzip  the mannequin's fly (Yes,  I'm  serious) and discover the
cleverly hidden cardreader. Wow, record high score, right? I mean, isn't
two  just  a wonderful score? Ok, looks  like  you need to cheat on this
contest  as  well.  Take  out your  map,  and  travel to Captain Queeg's
Ballroom. Since the main doors are open, go on through. Now, besides the
nude  swimmers at the top, you should  notice a Where's Dildo? on stage.
Go  ahead and punch him with the mouse  cursor. 13 down, 19 to go. There
are  also two other dildos hiding behind  the chair, and and next to the
statue.  (Skipping ahead cause these dildos were added after, 30 down, 2
to  go, and 31 down, 1 to go.) Now, talk to the woman behind the drawing
table.  You find out she's the infamous  Jamie Lee Coitus. By talking to
her, you learn that Calvin Klone pirated her spring line, and sold it as
his.  It's  obvious  she needs your  help.  Click "Other..." and type in
leisure  suits. All right! Now she'll show leisure suits, and then retro
will  be in again, and you can win the contest! But where will you get a
bunch of polyester from? I'll tell you where. Pop up your map, and click
on  the  El Replicant Sculpture Garden. Wow.  A really big David made of
playing  cards, and an almost finished Venus  de Milo of casino dice. If
you  look  carefully  beside David's foot,  you  can see another Where's
Dildo?.  14 down, 18 to go. You gotta  some of these dice as a souvenir.
Click  on Venus' foot, and her big toe, and take a couple souvenir dice.
Next,  go  down,  and you're back in  the  main room. You should see yet
another Where's Dildo? beside the giant books at the entrance leading to
the  library.  15 down, 17 to go.  After you've clicked him, move right,
back  into the Sculpture Garden. The sculptor is gone, and you can climb
the ladder of the scaffolding to the Venus O' Dice. Check out Bob Bitt's
toolbox. On the top is a very handy screwdriver. Go ahead and pocket it.
Go  to your map again, and this  time, head for the Employees Only area.
It's  close  to the Sculpture Garden. On  it,  you see the many faces of
past TMT contest winners, and a big picture of Captain Thygh herself, in
a  bathing  suit. And also, you might  notice a big security door with a
bunch  of testing equipment to gain access  to. And of course, there are
those  lasers in front of you. Well,  Larry Laffer was never one to back
away  from  a challenge. Since you can't  die, just walk right up to the
security  door,  ignoring  those large painful  weapons  that pop out of
everywhere  as  you  pass the lasers.  Click  on  the security door, and
choose  "Other..." and type in "Push". I guess someone left it open just
enough  for  you  to get in. Once you  get  inside, you can see a little
Where's  Dildo? hiding behind one of the chairs to the right. Click him.
16  down,  16 to go. Now, go ahead  and check out the counter. There you
can  take a tube of KZ Sexual  Lubricant, beside the coffee maker; and a
jackpot  preventer  jumper wire above the  microwave and the shaved dice
bowl.  Take both of these items, and check out the view of Captain Thygh
on the fridge (naked), and the wall (barely clothed), and also check out
the  lockers on the wall. Also, read  the message board until it repeats
itself  for some points. After you've taken in all the scenery, take out
your map, and go to the top of the ship; the bridge. The first thing you
see,  is  a ladder, so you might as  well climb it. This takes you up to
the  sails, take a look at them, and  you find out they are made of 100%
pure  polyester. Now if you could only raise the sails. There's gotta be
controls  in  the  bridge, right? Climb down  the  pole, and go into the
bridge. Aww, you see another Where's Dildo? in there. 17 down, 15 to go.
Well,  the  controls  you want to access  are  there,  but there's a big
killer  dog guarding them. Hmm, nothing we can do about him now. Go back
outside, and; wait! That control box under the life preserver looks like
it  could be the controls that we  couldn't get to inside! Take out your
trusty  screwdriver,  and unscrew the cover.  Hmm, the speaker fuse, and
the sail fuse. Since there are so many announcements, let's rig it up so
that the sails raise every time an announcement is made. You are truly a
genius,  Larry.  Take out your jumper wire,  and use it on either of the
fuses.  Things should happen now. Ok, climb back up the ladder, and wait
for  an announcement. Wow, you actually made  it work! All right! Now if
you  only  had something to cut it with.  Looks  like you need to take a
trip  to  the dining room, Larry. That's  the  most logical place that a
knife would be found. Take out the map, and go to The Heaving Ho'. First
you  thing  you  notice is the  wonderful  ice carving of Captain Thygh,
which looks very realistic. Go ahead and lick it. Scanning the room, you
also  see  the  door  at the far  side  of  the room, with various signs
reading  "18 and older Only!" "Closed  to the Public!" and other various
messages.  Holding your ear up to the  door and listening, you hear that
they  seem  to  be  having a great time!  You  want  in, but the door is
locked. Oh well. As you continue to scan the dining room, you see a nice
big  bowl  of  bean dip. You just  can't  resist. Go ahead and eat some.
Oopsies!  Looks  like  the  dip gave us  a  problem.  Go ahead and click
yourself, and find out you have a new option, "Fart". Try it out. Uh oh!
CyberSniff 2000 time!! And no matter how much you don't want to, scratch
number  5  on your card, and take a  huge whiff. It's like you were just
beside  Larry. Well, looks like on the  buffet table near the middle, at
the bottom is your friend, Where's Dildo?. Go ahead and kick him off the
table.  18 down, 14 to go. Next, you  see the meat carver, at the right.
Go  ahead and talk to him. He'll give you a nice serving of s'Pork, that
great stuff. Talk to him again, and you get even more s'Pork! All right!
The  good  news is, he's gone, and  you  can take whatever you want. And
that's the last you'll ever see of Wang. He never comes back. Well, that
strange  hanging meat has certainly caught your  eye. And one of them is
striped!  Click  on it, and you find  out  it's your good buddy, Where's
Dildo?.  19  down,  13  to go. Also,  that  knife  is just what you were
looking  for,  so pocket it. And that  heat lamp looks nice too, so take
the  heat  bulb. Now, you're all ready  for  the sails again. Using your
map,  head back to the bridge, and climb the ladder. If the sails aren't
up,  wait  for an announcement. When they're  up, climb on the pole, and
use  the knife to cut some polyster. And, of course, shortly after there
is  an  announcement,  and  the  sails  come  down;  with  you  in them.
Ironically  enough, that's the last announcement of the evening, and you
spend  all night in a sail.  Morning comes, and the morning announcement
is  made,  and the sails go up, and  you  fall down on the bridge. Ouch.
Well,  at least you have the cloth. Go back to Captain Queeg's Ballroom,
and  talk  to  Jamie  Lee. Use the  polyster  on  her.  Well, you end up
naked...again.  This time you know you can get back to your room unseen.
Well,  that's what you thought, until Peggy showed up. Ech. Well, Larry,
Jamie Lee had to leave you something at the Ballroom, right? Go on back.
Ah,  a  note! It tells you to  meet Jamie backstage. All right!!! Get on
backstage,  and prepare yourself. Well, you end up ONstage, but you make
the  best of it, and start showing  off your fashion. Well, I think they
loved  it, after all, they ripped your suit to shreds. Okay, once again,
you stumble back to your room with nothing on, and know you aren't going
to  meet  anyone  on the way. Instead,  you  meet a reporter from Inside
Edition.  Oh well. Now that you've "interacted" with Jamie Lee, a bitmap
has  been saved in your LSL7 directory, called "jamielee.bmp". I suggest
you  take a look at it. You won't  regret it. Well, now that the "Larry"
fashion  is  in, go back to the  Best  Dressed contest, and take another
stab at it. All right, a win! Congrats! Two contests down.
The Craps Tournament
Ok,  you feel like gambling now, right? Get  out your map, and go to the
Pair  O' Dice Casino. What do you see on the blackjack seats below? Why,
it's  Where's  Dildo?! 20 down, 12 to  go. Well, it looks like you can't
even  lose at craps, because the table  is too full. But, you did notice
how  the people reacted to your "problem" with the bean dip. Maybe it'll
work  here. Go back to the dining room, eat some bean dip, and come back
to   the   casino.  Then,  go  ahead   and  fart.  Sure,  it's  socially
unacceptable,  but now the craps table is empty! Talk to the "Croupier",
and  get  a feel for his attitude.  Then,  go ahead, and play. And lose,
too.  Hmm,  it looks like those souvenir  dice  with the glue would help
right  now.  Nuts! Looks like Jacques won't  let you use those dice. Use
the  souvenir  dice  with  the toilet  paper,  to  get the new, improved
completely  illegal,  but Jacques doesn't know,  dice.  Now that you got
your  shaved  dice,  nothing can stop  you.  Bet again, and once Jacques
gives  you  the casino dice, use your  shaved dice on the table instead.
Once you start winning, a woman named Dewmi Moore (Nice name, eh?) takes
notice  of you, and offers you a  game of Strip Liar's Dice. You accept,
of  course,  (The  game has the word "strip"  in  it)  and you go to her
cabin.  The rules are relatively easy, you  can view them by clicking on
"How  to Play". It takes a lot of saving, and restoring, but you'll win.
The  first  few times you win, she pays  for  new dice by paying up some
money,   but  after  she  runs  out   of  money,  things  start  getting
interesting.  After your fifth win, she starts taking off clothes. First
to  go are the shoes, then her blouse, then her skirt, and then she buys
a  die  from  the excess money she  made  off the skirt. After that, she
takes  off an earring, and then the  other earring. Then, off the excess
money  she  made  off both earrings,  she  buys another die. After that,
things  start getting serious. She then takes off her panties, but after
that,  she  doesn't  buy any more die,  she  waits until all her die are
gone,  so you have to win 5 more  times. Then, she starts taking off her
bra, when she offers you a drink to loosen up. You decline at first, but
then  accept.  And just as she's taking  off her bra, you slip into this
deep  dream like phycadelic sex-oriented state  of mind, with 60's music
playing in the background. She's drugged ya! Well, you wake up naked, in
her  pool, and once again have to walk to your room. Once again, someone
sees  you,  this time a nun. Egads!  Once  you're dressed, I suggest you
save  your game, load up a picture  viewer, and view "dewmi.bmp" in your
LSL7  directory.  It'll be worth the time  and effort. And then, you get
the  announcement  that  you won the  craps  tournament. Good job! Three
contests down.

Poop Deck Horseshoes
After  your encounter with Dewmi, go back to her room using your map. On
the  table  near  the  left wall, you  see  what  she  drugged you with:
Orgasmic  Powder!  Well,  no big deal. Now  to  win that Cook Off. First
stop,  go  back  to the Promenade Deck,  and  talk to Peggy. Talk to her
about  a  Cabin Boy, and then the break  room.  And if you looked at the
lockers,  and  tried to open them, then  tell her about the lockers, and
she'll  give you the locker to look in.  If not, go back and try to open
the  lockers.  Go back to the lockers,  and open the second one from the
left,  on  the  bottom  row.  Then, go  back  to  Peggy  and ask her the
combonation.  She tells you the combo,  38-24-36. Go back to the lockers
and  punch it in. And you get smashed by the locker bay. Go in, and talk
to Xqwzts, and talk to him about the dirty pictures. Then ask how he did
it,  and  finally buy the pictures from  him.  Next, get out of Xqwzts's
room.  Then, go to the main room, with the waterfall of champagne a.k.a.
Das Grande Atriumo. Talk to Peter the Purser about everything. Then, use
the  white  courtesy  phone on the column  next  to  the main desk. Call
pranks. Then, walk away from the phone, and look at the roofs above you.
On the second one, is your good pal and mine, Where's Dildo? Get him. 21
down, 11 to go. Then, go back to the Promenade Deck, and ask Peggy about
Xqwzts.  You find out that Xqwzts wants a passport very badly. Go to the
purser  again,  and ask him about  obtaining your passport. You find out
you  need a Photo I.D. Well, we got our dirty pictures, we got mucilage,
and  we got a keycard. Put the mucilage on the dirty pictures, and paste
them  on the keycard. Bingo! Our Photo I.D. Show it to the Purser to get
your passport, and then go back to Xqwzts. Show him the passport, and he
runs  off  with it. But, he leaves  his custodial key. Go ahead and take
it. You've just gained access to three new areas. Now, let's take a look
at  the credits, to thank the wonderful people who made this game. Go to
the  pull down menus at the top,  choose Help, and choose About... Wow!!
Look!!  It's Where's Dildo?! 22 down, 10  to go. Now, go ahead and thank
each  member of the Larry team. After  you're done, get out your map and
go  to  the  Ballroom. Read the note  that  Jamie Lee left you. Oh well,
Larry.  Things will get better. Now, let's go to your room again. Try to
flush your toilet, and learn it's out of water. No problem! Hook up your
fire  hose to the water pipe behind  the staircase, and flush the toilet
again.  There  we go! Now, head on over  to the Poop Deck. Talk to those
large-breasted  woman  in  the hot tub. So  these  are the Juggs we read
about.  From  talking  to  them, you'll  learn  that  by mixing Spandex,
Silicone  Lubricant,  and heat, you get  a nice little chemical reaction
that'll  provide some neat effects with  the Juggs. Maybe you should try
that  out?  Now,  go  on  to the  Proud  Lil'  Seaman  Lounge,  and head
southeast.  You'll run into a bar. Talk to the bartender, and order some
Lime  Juice. While he's making it, check out the Where's Dildo? near the
west  side  of the window. 23 down, 9  to  go. After he's done with your
lime  juice,  order a Gigantic Erection,  like  Drew did. He'll tell you
it'll  take a while. Now, when he's gone,  exit the bar, and go into the
room  to  the left of the bar  window. This is the Juggs' dressing room.
Hmm,  your  silicone lubricant looks a  lot  like the deodorant on their
dressing  table.  Make  a  swap.  And  now  you  have  KZ Lubricant, and
Deodorant,  you can make a nice little  show. And can you see the little
Where's  Dildo? behind those hay stacks? 24 down, 8 to go. Also, you can
check  out  their Karaoke system as well.  Don't  forget to push the red
button next to the records on your way out! Leave the dressing room, and
notice  that the lighting system has come down! Take a look at the lamp,
take  out the current bulb, and replace it with the heat lamp bulb. That
should  do  it!  Now, order another  Gigantic  Erection,  go back in the
dressing  room, and hit the button  again to raise the lighting trusses.
And  one of the times you go in  the dressing room, if you're lucky, you
just  might  see the Juggs in there.  And believe me, it's something you
want  to see. Leave, and go anywhere,  and prompty return to the lounge.
You  should see the Juggs performance, and  I must say, it's pretty damn
good.  You  get  to  even  take  part  in  it!  After  you're  wonderful
experience,  you once again leave for your  room exposed. And a bunch of
Japanese  photographers  are  there to greet  you.  At  this point, open
juggs.bmp  in  your LSL7 directory. You'll  be glad you did! Once again,
leave  for  the Lounge, and go up on  stage  via the new stairway to the
right.  Grab those chase lights on stage, and head left. Grab the remote
on  the switchboard, and play with Mr. Karaoke, if you like. Once you've
gotten   everything,  get  your  map  out,  and  go  to  the  horseshoes
competition.  Do  you see Where's Dildo?  to  the right of the champagne
waterfall  on  the opposite court? 25 down,  7 to go. Now, take your TMT
Scorecard,  and  shove it up the Centaur's  ass. No, I'm not joking. You
get some spiffy horseshoes. Now play, and lose. Then, take out your card
from  the horse's ass, and go to  the Sculpture Garden. Climb the ladder
of  the Venus O' Dice, and wrap  the Battery Powered Chase Lights on the
spike. That oughtta fix your losing streak at horseshoes, as soon as you
turn on the belt. That spike is the horseshoe spike from the above deck,
if  you hadn't noticed. Head back to the horseshoe area, stuff your card
in  the cardreader in the horse, and  turn on the remote. Now, play some
horseshoes  and  win!  Take your keycard,  and  listen  to the wonderful
announcement of you winning yet another competition. Four contests down.

Tail Deck Bowling
Ok,  go  to  the bowling competition, and  let's  see how well you do at
this.  Well,  look  what's hiding behind  that  little  rhino butt! It's
Where's  Dildo?! 26 down, 6 to go.  Insert your TMT scorecard in between
the  walrus teeth, and get your  bowling ball. Now, play, and...lose. Oh
well.  Go back to the Employees Only  lounge, and go into Xqwzts's room.
Now,  using your screwdriver, open up the  vent, and crawl in. Ah, looks
like you're behind the door of that locked room in the dining room! Aha!
Well, just jump right in! Click on yourself (you're near the right wall,
kinda  at  the  top),  and  click  Undress.  Well,  that  was  certainly
interesting.  Again,  you trudge to your  room  naked, and Peter gets ya
this  time. Eep! While you walk down the stairs, you notice the woman in
black at the Dessert Eating, is sitting on your bed. You both get into a
discussion,  and  the Larry and  the  woman completely misunderstand one
another.  She gives him a "sample" of what to expect, and also drops her
hanky.  Once  you get dressed, pick up  the hankie, and go to the dining
room, and go up, into the dessert eating room. Take a look around, sniff
the  CyberSniff  2000,  and take a look  at  the chair in the lower left
corner  of  the table. You smell the  same  perfume that you had smelled
previously  on that woman in black, and you find a life insurance policy
under  the chair. Now to find out who  this woman is. Take a look at the
policy,  read it, and find out who she  is. Now, go to Peter Purser, and
ask  him  about her. Hmm, no luck.  Go  to the white courtesy phone, and
call  Boning a couple times. Once you've called him twice, talk to Peter
again,  and  ask  him about your account.  When  he's  gone, look at his
phone,  and  push the red LND button  to find out Annette Boning's cabin
number.  Now,  to pay her a visit. Go  to  her cabin, and open the door.
Now,  you're in the dark with a bed, and a person in the bed who appears
to  be  Annette. Hop in! Well, you  learn a whole lot of crap, including
you   were   "boning"   Mr.  Boning!  Yipes!   A   whole   lot  of  mass
miscommunication  happens  between  Annette and  Larry,  and he winds up
naked  going  to  his  room again. This  time  he  couldn't care less if
someone  saw him, but then a little girl and her mommy come. Eek, again!
Once  you  get  dressed, take a  look  at annette.bmp, it's pretty good!
Well, you don't give up easy, so head back to the Boning cabin, ring the
doorbell,  and  talk  to Mrs. Boning. Well,  Ms.  now. Give her the life
insurance,  and she'll give ya half a  billion dollars in stock. But you
wanted  to  get  laid!  Oh well, now  at  least  you can win the bowling
competition.  How,  might  you ask? Simple.  Whip  out Mr. Ship Map, and
choose  to  go to the Aft Hold. Use  the custodial key in the handle. So
this  is  where  they  make bowling pins,  eh?  I  bet you could win the
contest  using that cool little deodorant-on-the-KZ-jelly-things-go-boom
trick.  Open  up  the bowling pin hopper  that's  right next to you, and
spray your deodorant on the pins. Now, go in your inventory, and put the
KZ  jelly  on  the hanky you got  from  Annette.  Go back to the bowling
alleys, and insert your keycard in the walrus teeth, take your ball, and
use  it with the treated hanky. Now,  bowl, and win! All right, that was
quite a show! And now you've won the bowling. 5 contests down.

Captain's Cook Off
Get  out your map, and travel to the kitchen. Can you see Where's Dildo?
in  the meats? 27 down, 5 to go. Go ahead and take the fish in newspaper
on  the center table, and the pot and salt on the southwest table. Also,
use the CaviarMaster 2000 on the west table. Then, read the magazine you
just  got. It tells you a neat  little recipe you can make yourself. All
you  need is beaver milk, lime juice, salt, mold, and kumquats. You have
3  out of 5 things, the others shouldn't be that hard to get. Using your
map,  go to the Lower Aft Hold, and  use the key in the door. Now, click
on  any beaver, and choose Other, and type in milk. What a show! And now
you  have beaver milk! Next, go to  the library, and read the books they
have.  The two books you really wanna read are the electromagnetism one,
and  the  Fokker  one. The Fokker one  is  on  the right shelf, near the
middle-top,  the electromagnetism is on the left shelf, near the bottom.
Next,  travel to the Forward Hold. Use  the key in the handle, and check
out the Where's Dildo? hidden behind some luggage to your left. 28 down,
4  to  go. Now, all you need is  mold. Go to the Captain's Quarters, and
take  a  look  at the scoreboard.  Sheesh,  you're  close! Only one more
contest  to go. Knock on the Captain's  room, and you get a little taste
of  what  it's  like  to be a TMT  winner.  Go  on  back to the Optional
Clothing  Pool,  and  look at the bush to  the  right. Do I see a little
Where's  Dildo?? 29 down, 3 to go. (The  next to last 2 are found in the
ballroom,  see above to see where to get  them, so you end up with 31 of
32  dildos)  Now,  go back and talk to  Drew,  and get her to go to your
cabin.  After she tells you that she has no clothes, and her suitcase is
locked  up, go into the Forward Hold, and Drew's suitcase will be thrown
at  you.  Get the suitcase, and travel  back to Drew. Tell her about the
suitcase,  and she'll go to your cabin. However, she takes a shower, and
never  comes  out. But there's something you  can  do to get her to come
out.  Flush the toilet, and listen to  her screams. Well, it didn't work
out  as you expected, you thought she could take a little joke. Now, you
might  wanna  check out drew.bmp, you'll  like it. Leave your cabin, and
come  back, and mold should have grown  in the safety shower. Take some.
Now,  travel  to  the lounge, and if  you  listen to the Clinton jokes a
while, you'll get 5 points. Now, travel to the kitchen, and use the milk
with  the CyberCheese 2000. Now, you've  got some Beaver cheese. Use the
kumquats with the cheese, and you'll whip up some quiche. Also, click on
the  python  that's on the ground in  the kitchen for some extra points.
But  the  quiche still won't win the  taste contest. I know! Put some of
that  orgasmic  powder on it. That oughtta  get  a reaction out of those
judges.  Go to the Cook-Off, and give  them your quiche. And, of course,
you win. All contests are done! Congratulate yourself, Larry.

Captain Thygh, One on One
Finally, you win the contest! Some good luck, for a change. Go up to the
Captain's  Quarters,  and politely knock on  the  door. Uh oh. Out comes
last  week's winner, who gives you a  warning not to enter. To hell with
him,  you've  gotten this far, right? As  you  enter the door, you see a
wonderful land, with green grass and blue skies. You, of course, sensing
the  opera music, get dressed for the  occasion, and after only one fall
in  the  water, race up the stairs  to meet the wonderful Captain Thygh.
How you wish she was as taken with you as you are with her. However, she
turns her head in disgust, and it crushes you. (Kind of). But, as I said
before,  you never give up! After a short conversation with the captain,
you  learn that she's always wanted to  operate a huge crude oil tanker.
Well,  don't  you  have those stocks? Go  on  and  give them to her, and
happily  watch the epilogue. Congratulations on  a job well done, Larry.
Don't forget to look at thygh.bmp!

Easter Eggs Found So Far
        -By  clicking on the beaver in the library, and choosing "Milk",
you'll  get  a little surprise next time  you go into the Juggs dressing

        -By clicking on the plant in front of Drew, and choosing "push",
you'll get a little surprise.

        More easter eggs to come soon.

Items List
Name of Item             Place Gotten             How used
Lil' Hair Weave Kit      Shamara's Room           To open and get needle
Vice Grips               Shamara's Room           To bend needle
Needle                   Lil' Hair Weave Kit      To bend
Bent Needle              Lil' Hair Weave Kit      To unlock handcuffs
Your Cabin Keycard       Peter the Purser         To unlock your cabin; to serve
as photo i.d.
Ship's Map               Peter the Purser         To navigate the ship
TMT Scorecard            Proud Lil' Seaman Lounge To keep track of events;
Firehose                 Promenade Deck           In your cabin to hook up
toilet and water pipe
Kumquats                 Fo'c's'le                Used in quiche recipe
Mucilage                 Library                  Used to paste photo to keycard
Silicone Lubricant       Your Cabin               To replace with deodorant in
the Juggs dressing room
Toilet Paper             Your Cabin               To shave the souvenir dice
"The Erotic...Hercules"  Clothing Optional Pool   Used to make Victorian loose
"Prudish..." Sans Jacket Anywhere                 No use
"Prudish..." Book Jacket Anywhere                 Used on "Erotic..." and given
to Victorian
Souvenir Dice            Sculpture Garden         To get shaved and win at craps
Screwdriver              Sculpture Garden         To unscrew the cover to the PA
system and sails, and also to unscrew the grate in Xqwzts's room
KZ Sexual Lubricant      Employee Lounge          To be wiped on the bowling
ball with hanky to win Bowling contest
Jumper Wire              Employee Lounge          Used on PA system and sail
controls outside Bridge
Carving Knife            The Heaving Ho'          Used to cut polyester from the
ship's sails
Heat Lamp Bulb           The Heaving Ho'          Used on the lighting trusses
to make the Juggs "overheat"
Polyser Cloth            Above the Bridge         Used on Jamie Lee Coitus to
win Best Dressed Contest
Orgasmic Powder          Cabin 510 (Dewmi's Room) Used on quiche to win Cook-Off
Dirty Pictures           Xqwzts's Room            Used with mucilage and keycard
to make photo i.d.
Sticky Dirty Pictures    Anywhere                 Used on keycard to make photo
Photo I.D.               Anywhere                 Used with Peter the Purser to
gain Passport
Passport                 Peter the Purser         Given to Xqwzts
Custodial Key            Xqwzts's Room            Used to open the ship holds
Magazine Page            Kitchen                  Used to get quiche recipe
Pot                      Kitchen                  Used to hold beaver milk
Salt                     Kitchen                  Used in quiche recipe
Venezuelan Beaver Milk   Lower Aft Hold           Used in quiche recipe
Lime Juice               Lounge                   Used in quiche recipe
Deodorant Spray          The Juggs Dress Room     Used on bowling pins in Aft
Chase Lights             Lounge                   Used on spike in Sculpture
Remote Control           Proud Lil' Seaman Lounge Used to turn on Chase Lights,
and magnetize horseshoe stake
Woman's Handkerchief     Your Room after Annette  Used to apply KZ jelly to
bowling ball to win Bowling
Life Insurance Policy    Dessert Tasting Room     Given to Annette to get stocks
Stock Certificate        Owner's Suite (Annette)  Given to Captain Thygh to get
Treated Handkerchief     Anywhere                 Used to put on bowling ball to
win Bowling Contest
Mold                     Your Room (Drew)         Used in quiche recipe

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