One might call this a "bare-bones" walkthru of the game, but we won't. It is,
however, only one of many possible paths through the game. As as in all
Leisure Suit Larry games, the more you nose around, the you'll uncover. And,
as in all Leisure Suit Larry games, the more one writes about the game, the
more bad puns pop up to get us all in trouble.
CAPITALS indicate menu choices.
"Quotes" indicate text you must type in.
After the opening cartoon ends, TAKE the hair weave kit and the vice grips. In
inventory, OPEN the hair weave kit, then USE the vice grips on the needle. USE
the bent needle on the handcuffs to free Larry.
Shamara's Front Room
Left click on glass door, choose OTHER, type in "break". Resulting animation
ends with Larry on the cruise ship.
Get key card and map from purser. Use map to go to Cabin 0, Larry's cabin.
Take toilet paper and lubricant. Use map to go to The Proud Little Seaman
Watch Thygh's Man Trophy Meeting, get scorecard. Use map to go to Sexual
The LoveMaster 2000
Use scorecard on machine. Get score of two. Way to go! Use map to go to
Talk to cabana steward. Change into the swimsuit he gives you. Enter swimming
Read magazine on table. Talk to Drew about her book to get it. Talk about
Clothes. Listen to Drew order a drink. Choose drink and listen to Larry order
a drink. Use map to go to library.
Read books until you read the book on electromagnetism and Anton Fokker. Go to
Victorian's desk by exiting to the right, just past the bookcase.
Click on Victorian, choose TALK, OTHER. Type in any subject. While Victorian
is turned away, take mucilage and book from stack. (If you don't have time to
take both, type in another subject to make her turn away again.)
In inventory, click on Prudish and Proud, choose REMOVE JACKET. Click on The
Erotic Adventures of Hercules, USE P&P cover. Close inventory. After VP is
done typing, exit room. She will ask for book and Larry will leave it behind
automatically. Exit the library to the lounge, then return.
TALK to Vicki about the weather. Have sex. After sex Larry will automatically
return to his cabin.
Return to library, TALK to Vicki about "sex", then choose "prove it". Choose
"Lovemaster". She will go with Larry to the LoveMaster 2000.
Watch Vicki get a record high score. Use map to go to swimming pool.
TALK to Drew. Choose "Fokker", then talk to her about all other topics. Go to
TAKE the fire hose, then find Peggy on deck and TALK to her. Choose "cabin
boy" in conversation topic. Go to the employees' break room.
Employee Break Room
Take the jumper wire (hanging on the bulletin board) and the KZJelly (on the
counter by the sink). Read the message on the bulletin board regarding "shaved
dice". Click on the locker bay and look at the lockers. Return to the
Find Peggy and TALK to her. Choose "locker", and then "combination". Go to
Employee Break Room.
Employee Break Room
Click on 2nd locker bottom row and choose OPEN. Type in the combination
"38-24-36". Larry will enter Xqwzts' stall.
Talk to Xqwzts about all topics. Buy dirty pictures from him. Return to the
Find Peggy and TALK to her. Choose "Xqwzts" all topics concerning him. Find
out he needs a passport. Go to Purser's desk.
Talk to the Purser about passports. Larry needs a photo ID to get his
passport. USE mucilage on dirty pictures, then USE sticky photo on cabin
keycard to create a photo ID. USE the photo ID on the Purser to get Larry's
passport. Go back to Xqwzts.
Give Xqwzts the passport and get master key. Use the map to go to the forward
Luggage Bulkhead Door (Forward Hold)
USE master key on door, enter and get Drew's suitcase. Use map to go to pool.
TALK to Drew about suitcase. Watch cartoon of Drew going to Larry's room and
getting in shower.
USE fire hose on toilet. Larry will connect hose to overhead pipe and toilet.
FLUSH toilet. Drew will scream and run from the room. TAKE the mold from the
shower. Use map to go to the horseshoe competition area, then exit to the
right to reach the Poop Deck.
TALK to Juggs about their show. Use map to go to the Heaving Ho' Restaurant.
TALK to the meat carver. TAKE S'pork until Wang leaves. TAKE carving knife.
TAKE bulb from heat lamp. Use the map to return to the lounge.
TALK to Johnson, order a cocktail; choose "gigantic erection". While Johnson
is mixing the drink, go into Juggs' dressing room.
Juggs' Dressing Room
USE silicone lubricant on deodorant can on dressing table. PUSH button at the
rear of the dressing room. Return to the lounge.
LOOK at the spotlight, then TAKE the spotlight bulb. USE heat lamp bulb on
spotlight. Use the map to go to the horseshoe competition area.
Juggs' Dressing Room
PUSH button at the rear of the dressing room. Leave the dressing room. Exit
the lounge, then return. Watch cartoon of Larry having sex with the Juggs,
then returning to his room. Use the map to go to back to the lounge.
Go onto the lounge stage. TAKE the chase lights and remote control. Go to
TAKE dice from Venus sculpture. Exit the room, then return. Climb scaffold.
TAKE screwdriver. USE chase lights on iron stake. Descend scaffold. USE remote
control on spike. Use map to go to horseshoe competition area.
Horseshoe Competition Area
USE scorecard on machine. USE remote control. Throw horseshoes. Score big!
Retrieve your scorecard from the centaur. Use the map to go to break room.
Employees' Break Room
READ notice on wall about shaved dice. USE toilet paper on souvenir dice. Go
Buffet in Restaurant
EAT bean dip. Use map to go to casino.
Stand near group at craps table. Click on Larry, select FART. Click on craps
table, select PLAY. Take dice offered by croupier. USE shaved dice on table.
Go back to Dewmi's room with her.
Play Liars Dice and win. (To cheat at Liars Dice, do Ctrl-C.) See Dewmi slip
Larry the orgasmic powder. Watch Larry's acid trip. Heavy, man. He returns to
his room. Use map to go to kitchen.
TAKE fish wrapped in Professional Hash Slinger magazine. TAKE salt and pot. In
inventory, READ the magazine page, until you hear the recipes for beaver
cheese and quiche. Use map to go to lower aft hold.
Beaver Hold (Lower Aft Hold)
Click on a beaver, any beaver. Use the POT to get beaver milk. Go to the
TALK to bartender. Choose "lime juice". Go to Fo'c's'le.
TAKE kumquats from the kumquat tree. Go to kitchen.
USE beaver milk on cheese machine. In Inventory, USE the kumquat on the cheese
to make quiche. Use map to go to Dewmi's room.
TAKE orgasmic powder from dresser. USE powder on quiche to make Quiche de
Larry. Use the map to go to cook-off competition.
USE the quiche on the conveyor belt. Watch Larry get a perfect score - yummy!
Use the map to go to the ballroom.
USE screwdriver to open junction box. USE jumper wire on junction box. Climb
the ladder to the yardarm.
Wait for PA announcement to unfurl sails, look at sails, then USE knife on
unfurled sails. Spend the night wrapped up in the sails. Go to ballroom.
Enter the large door at the lower right. Go into ballroom and TALK to Jamie
about all topics, then choose "leisure suit". USE polyester on her. She takes
Larry's clothes, he returns to his room. Return to ballroom, enter back stage
door. Star in the fashion show. Go to best-dressed competition area.
Best-Dressed Competition Area
UNZIP the mannequin's fly. Win best dressed contest. Go to Xqwzts' closet.
USE screwdriver on air vent. In the dark room, click on Larry (he's near the
lower right corner) and select UNDRESS. Watch cartoon of Larry's first
encounter with Annette. Annette will leave her hanky behind. TAKE it. In
inventory, USE the KZJelly on the handkerchief. Use the map to go to Aft Hold.
Pin-Setter Hold (Aft Hold)
Open the metal door. USE the deodorant on the pins in the pin hopper. Go to
bowling competition area.
USE scorecard on walrus to get a bowling ball. TAKE the bowling ball, then in
inventory, USE the treated handkerchief on the bowling ball. USE the ball on
the lane in front of Larry (Or select play) and watch Larry bowl a perfect
game! Use map to go to restaurant, then exit to the rear to enter the blind
dessert tasting room.
Blind Dessert Testing Room
Look at chairs until you find Annette's. You'll know it's hers when you see
the CyberSniff 2000 logo flash "4". TAKE life insurance policy. LOOK at
policy. Go to Purser's desk.
TALK to purser about Boning. Click on lobby phone, select "Call". Talk to
purser on phone, talk to him about "Boning". Hang up phone. Ask purser about
your account. While he's gone, LOOK at upside-down phone. Choose REDIAL to
learn number of Boning suite. Use map to go to Owners' (Boning) Suite.
Boning Suite Door
OPEN the glass door and enter the Bonings' suite.
Click on Larry and choose UNDRESS. Watch amusing cartoon. Larry returns to his
room. Use the map to go back to the Boning Suite.
Boning Suite Door
PUSH the button to ring the doorbell. When Annette answers, USE the insurance
policy on her to get the stock certificate. Use the map to go to the Captain's
Click on the door, choose OTHER, then type in "knock". USE stock certificate
on Captain to finish the game.