How come the girls at The Pit won't talk to me
You're a puny little suspicious-looking pip-squeak.
They just don't trust strangers.
You need to talk Lance the lifeguard first.
How do I get my picture taken with a star cutout
You can get anything if you do a favor for the right person.
You might want to sleep on that one.
Ask Murry about the pass on his counter. Then do him a favor.
Which star cutout should I have my picture taken with
Being a man, Les should be able to figure that one out.
The same one Helmut would.
How do I pass The Boyz so I can get into Lou's
Turn Lance into a red neck.
Some advice from a sharp individual might help.
Check out the newspaper vending machine on Venice Beach.
Ask Lance about the upcoming solar eclipse.
Get the bandanna from Lance during the eclipse.
Ask Murry about the kid across the street.
Go across the street and talk to Blade (Peacechild).
Give the bandanna to The Boyz.
How do I trade with Lou
Give him something he admires.
Check with Cristy and Misty for a hint.
Take a look at street light across from Cristy and Misty.
Give Lou picture taken with the LaFonda Turner cutout for laptop computer.
What am I supposed to do with TWO L.A. maps
Try peddling one of them to someone in another part of town.
Go to Sunset and Vine.
Give one to the entrepreneur next to Luther Blue's.
How do I get into Club Mud
You can't walk in without a ticket.
Check with Murry as he points the way out.
The pass is revealed when Murry points to exit before you leave.
Re-enter the hotel and ask Murry about the pass.
I have the free pass, but Bob the Barker won't let me in Club Mud. Why not
Poor Les just doesn't have the proper equipment.
That does not compute!
Get the laptop computer from Lou's.
I enter a password, but it results in me biting the "green weenie". Why
You probably don't have the right password.
You're just a phone call away from finding out.
Talk with the tourists.
Get the map from the tourists by signing an autograph.
Give extra map to entrepreneur on Sunset & Vine, and he'll give you a phone.
Give the phone to Blade on Hollywood Blvd. (Whew!, that was a long one.)
Why won't the security guard let me into the studio
You don't have the right ammunition.
You can't enter for no reason at all.
You need evidence incriminating Abe and Maladonna.
Use the password to get evidence on Abe & Maladonna from the LAPD database.
The rowboat keeps sinking before I reach the dock. What am I supposed to do
You can find some pretty good crap on Rodeo Drive.
Scare pigeon on Rodeo Drive (click on pigeon and Les will walk up to it).
Remove the resulting pigeon "spoo" from the car.
Use the "spoo" on the boat to patch the hole.
How do I leave the "October the 13th" set
You can't leave the way you arrived.
Keep a sharp eye out for a sign.
Click on the Camp Blood sign.
How do I remove the "spoo" from the car
Something flat and firm would be best.
Use your Big K credit card.
How do I get into "Les Plastique"
A good referral will get you in.
Get into Paramounds Studio
Get onto the Maladonna set so Les can be "discovered".
Next, find an agent to represent you.
Visit Tony Leoni on Sunset and Vine.
Visit Luther Blue on Sunset & Vine.
How do I get into "Les Boutique"
Have you gotten an agent yet?
First, go to Tony Leoni's.
Then go to Luther Blue's.
Next, visit "Les Plastique".
Finally, return to Luther Blue's to shoot a portfolio.
I'm in "Les Boutique" and nothing is happening. What's going on
Remember what you're there for?
Try browsing a while.
Walk behind the clothes rack and wait for Maladonna to enter the store.
Eavesdrop on her conversation, and you'll learn some interesting things!
Sunset & Vine
Tony Leoni throws me out every time I go see him. What should I do
Just like with the IRS, don't talk to an agent unless you have to.
Go where the stars go to make a living.
Visit Paramounds Studios.
Get onto Maladonna's music video set, and you'll be discovered.
I'm outside, but all the doors and windows are boarded up. How do I get in
This problem could give a person a splitting headache.
Jason would have no problem getting in.
Take axe from the "October the 13th" set and use it on the Museum's door.
I look at Helmut, get nabbed & the "green weenie" screen appears. What next
Maybe you aren't looking at him the right way.
Have Helmut lighten up a little.
Take the torch on the wall next to Dracula, and use it on Helmut.
Every time I open up the sarcophagus I die. What's up
You haven't finished with the business at hand.
You haven't found what you're looking for yet.
Find and take the torch.
Find Helmut and use the torch on him.
How does Helmut open up the sarcophagus
Seek help from within.
Think like "Conan".
Get the sword that the Conan wax figure is holding.
Use the sword on the sarcophagus.
I can't take the sword from Conan. What am I supposed to do
What a burn!
Offer him a light.
Use the torch on the wax to loosen the sword.
The sword will then appear in Helmut's inventory.
How does Helmut get down the long flight of stairs
Swing by Tarzan for some help.
Use sword to cut Tarzan's loin cloth, and it appears in Helmut's inventory.
Use the loin cloth while on the flight of stairs.
I've found Les but can't free him from the metal bands. What do I do
If Helmut where a drooling idiot, he'd know.
If only Helmut confronted an alien before jumping.
Some wax remnants from Helmut's mold would be a good place to start.
Use the sword on Helmut's stand to remove some wax.
Use the wax on the alien's drool.
Pour this "cup o' drool" on the metal bands holding Les.
I'm having trouble dealing with the two "killer Zombie Bimbos". Now what
They look like they're into high fashion. What would scare them?
Give them a little "charge".
Use the Big K credit card on them.
I'm in the bell tower with Mad Wax, who's holding Helmut. What do I do now
Stick with what works best.
Give Mad Wax a little "charge".
Use the Big K credit card again.
Hah! Fooled ya! That Big K card only works on killer bimbos.
Mad Wax is holding Helmut and has pulled a gun on Les. Now what
What can Les pull?
Try pulling on the bell rope.
You won't be able to, but this triggers Helmut to act.
Helmut is free, but Mad Wax is still holding a gun. What next
Helmut's location should give you an idea.
Careful! Helmut may ring your bell.
And now, let's take time for a plug from our sponsor.
Before Les leaves the wax museum, touch LaFonda and some wax will rub off.
Use that wax to plug your ears.
OK, Mad Wax dropped the gun and Helmut has escaped. What happens next
Try picking up the gun.
You can't, but your action will trigger Helmut.
Take notice of Helmut's position
Do any school pranks come to mind?
Push Mad wax, using the hand icon.