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Monty Python's Complete Waste of Time

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Разработчик:7th Level
Издатель:7th Level
Жанры:Arcade / Logic
Multiplayer:Отсутствует

Даты выхода игры

вышла в 1994 г.

Solution [ENG]

Информация актуальна для
WARNING: THIS FILE CONTAINS SOLUTIONS!
                                        
Ride Through

Loonatorium

First you must play Spot the Loony, the  Loony  Announcer  will  give  you
some clues. After the Announcer tells you to "Pay attention to  everything
you see", the bird man will fly out of the picture  frame.  Do  not  shoot
him so you are sent to the Penalty Box. After you have  watched  the  skit
about the Spanish Inquisition you are ready to find the door. The door  is
located by the picture frame, by the bar where the  ant  walks.  Scan  the
area with  your mouse until you see the tip of  the  door.  Click  on  the
door, then on the sign that says "Enter Here"
Go: Right, Right, Straight, Right, Left, Left you will now  be  asked  the
Trivia Questions. [see Solutions bellow]
Now that you answered the 4 questions you have the  letters  MPFC  on  the
left side of your dashboard. Exit the maze and play one more game of  Spot
the Loony. When the Loony Announcer tells you  to  enter  the  letter  "R"
press the letter "R" on your keyboard. The Loony Announcer will be  trying
to tell you something, but the cat has got  his  tongue  (not  this  cat).
What he is trying to tell you is to press the letters  you  got  from  the
maze. So on your keyboard press the letters MPFC. You have  now  completed
this lobe.

TV Room

The door is located in the TV. It  is  right  after  the  program  about
Tchaikovsky. You can change programs by either clicking  on  the  knob  on
the telly or by using Pythonvision. Pythonvision is accessed  by  clicking
on the right button on the telly. To get to  the  door  with  Pythonvision
scroll down to the Exploding Penguin and then click on it.
When you enter this maze the first thing you have to do  is  turn  around.
Now go: Left, Straight, Left, Right,  Straight,  Right,  Straight,  Right.
Now you have to turn around to get the Trivia  Questions.  [see  Solutions
bellow]
Now is the time to blow up everything on the mantle and on the top of  the
TV. You will blow up a total of 10 thingys, 9 on the mantle and  the  dish
on the T.V. When you have blown up the 10 thingys the announcer will  come
on the T.V. and tell you, "And it's just gone 8 o'clock and time  for  the
penguin on the top of your television set to explode." This is  your  clue
to set the bomb which will come out of the back of the  chair.  You  need
to click on the bomb to extend it. When  the  bomb  is  extended  you  may
enter the numbers you got from the maze, to do this click on  each  number
until you have the number you want. After you  have  entered  the  number,
click on the clock. BAM one fried Penguin. You are now finished with  that
lobe.

Portrait Gallery

To find the door click on the picture of  the  Larch  tree.  You  need  to
click around the middle of the trunk.
The first thing you must do is turn around.  Now  go:  Right,  Straight,
Left. You will now be taken on a roller coaster ride to  the  top  of  the
"L". Now go  Right,  Left,  Left,  Right,  Right.  There  are  the  Trivia
Questions. [see Solutions bellow]
Exit the maze and watch The Money Programme. Pick up the coin that  landed
on the floor and place it in the coin slot. The picture  will  now  change
to a slot machine, pull the lever. The object is to put the pictures  from
the maze in order on the slot machine windows. You do this by clicking  on
the window when that picture  comes  up.  Easy  right?  What  you  have  4
pictures  and only three slot windows, this could be a  problem!?  THINK!!
OK I'll tell you. The first 3 pictures go in  the  first  three  windows,
when this is done correctly  the  windows  will  start  changing  pictures
again, set the middle window to the 4th picture.

Corridor

First you must get rid of the Whizzo Banners. To do this click on them  in
the following order:

left purple banner with yellow letters
yellow banner with black letters
middle lavendar banner with purple letters
right purple banner with yellow letters
white banner with blue letters

The pinball game will start up, click on the off button to get rid  of  it
for now. The door is in the middle back arch, just  above  the  cross  bar
and a little to the left.
After entering the maze go: Left, Left, Left, Straight,  Left,  Left,  you
are now on the top of the "I" and there is a  lift.  Take  this  lift  up.
This lift will bring you to the middle of the  left  side  of  the  letter
"B". Go: Straight, Left. You are now at  the  bottom  right  of  the  "B".
There is a lift for you to take up. This lift will take you to  the  upper
left corner of the  "A". Now go: Left, Right, and take this lift  up.  You
are now going down the first "L", you will see a lift, take it  up.  This
lift will take you to the last "L" going down. Turn  Left.  You  will  now
see a sign that reads, "Pay  attention  to  Everything"  Eric  will  start
doing his imitation of a trombone. Listen to him  until  he  is  finished.
When Eric is done you will get  the    Trivia  Questions.  [see  Solutions
bellow]
Let's play a little Pin Ball! The object is to hit  the  four  essential
clues in order. To do this do not use the flippers,  but  use  your  mouse
pointer which has now turned to cross-hairs. Click on the icons  in  order
and do not click on any other icons. After doing this  correctly  the  pin
ball machine will disappear. A plane will fly through the window and  drop
a bomb. Click on the bomb to release the foot.

Test Your Skills

Go to the Gopher Game. Play the game and watch for the door to pop out  of
the lower left hole.
After entering the maze turn around. Now  go:  Straight,  Right,  Right,
Straight, Left, Left. Now turn around and take this lift  down.  The  lift
has taken you to the lower right leg of the letter "A". Turn around,  Eric
will tell you "I see you got the hang of it". Take  this  lift  down.  You
are now on the word MOLE on the bottom of the left leg  of  the  "M".  Now
go: Right,  Right, Left, Left, Right,  Right,  Left,  Straight,  Straight,
Straight. Now look what you have done, the bloody  maze  is  stuck.  Keep
clicking on the track until it starts up again. Now  go:  Left,  Straight,
Right. See that red button hanging in space? Click on it and you  will  be
taken for a ride to the Trivia Questions. [see Solutions bellow]
You now have the 4 essential clues one of which is the madwomen  with  the
hammer, with the words 1st across her. The other clues  are  numbers.  You
need to play the games in this order: The  Gopher  Game  (play  until  you
reach the first number), The Pig Game  (play  until  you  obtain  the  2nd
number as your score) and The Bird Game (play this so your  score  is  the
same as your last number). Once you have completed these games the 3  sub
lobes and the     Test Your Skill lobe will be flashing.

Pythonizer

There are two ways to find this door. After the  Pythonizer  animation  is
drawn you can click on the only Larch tree that is visible  and  the  door
will pop up in the lower left corner. The other way to find  the  door  is
to click on the Meat Head Grinder to start him and the  music.  Then  with
your mouse pointer scan the lower left corner.
Once the maze starts up you will fall off the track and into the  sea!!  A
sign will appear with the words, "SPACE BAR" on it. When  the  sign  stops
swinging push the space bar on your keyboard. You will now be  on  a  lift
which will take you back to the maze, and will be on the letter "M".  Turn
around and go: Right, Right, Left, Left,Right,  Right,  Left,  Left,  turn
around and take this lift down. This lift will take you for  a  ride  down
and  then back up, but you will end up at the left  middle  side  of  the
"H". Now go Right,  Right,  Left,  Straight,  Left,  Right,  Right,  Left,
Straight, Left, Turn around. You are now on the lower right of the  letter
"D". You will see a lift, take it down. This lift has  taken  you  to  the
middle of the "G" Go:  Right, Right, Left,  Left.  You  have  now  entered
dщjр vu, you are going up the "R".  Go  Straight,  Right,  Right,  Right,
turn around, Straight, Right, Left, Left. The  maze  is  now  stuck,  just
keep clicking on it to get it started  again.  Now  turn  around  and  go:
Left, Left, Right, Right, Left, (you  will see  an  impaled  birdman),  go
Left. The bloody maze is stuck again! Once again  just  keep  clicking  on
the track until it starts up. Now turn  around  and  go:  Left,  Straight,
Straight, Straight, Left. Once again you are in dщjр vu,  you  are  going
up  the  last  "R".  Go:  Straight,  Right,  Right,  Right,  turn  around,
Straight, Right. This maze just keeps  getting  stuck,  keeping  clicking.
When it starts up again you will get the Trivia Questions. [see  Solutions
bellow]

Things are a real drag now. You have four icons as  your  clues.  You  are
going to play Spot the Loony around the Meat Head  Grinder,  so  click  on
him to start him up. Loonies will pop up around  him.  You  need  to  spot
them in the same order they appear in the maze.  Click  on  the  icon  and
hold on to it. Now  drag the icon to the top of the Meat Head Grinder  and
drop it in. Do this with all four icons.

The Brain

You thought you were done, didn't you? Go to the  brain,  all  the  lobes
are flashing, so now what do you do? Click on the new brain from  Curry's,
that's the new icon in the upper left corner of your screen. Now  you  get
to play Simon. You remember Simon don't you? It is a game  of  follow  the
leader. The brain will flash different lobes and  play  some  really  rude
sounds, you must click on the lobes in the same order. Play the  first  3
levels by doing exactly what the brain does. On the fourth level just  get
the first lobe right then just click all over the brain until the game  is
finished.

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Trivia Questions

By the Number

How many blows on the head does Mrs. Scum receive?
1
How many times is the dead parrot beaten against the shop counter?

5
What is the number of unsuccessful encyclopedia salesmen?
3
How many body sections does the ant have?
3
How many years until Ken Shabby gets a brush?
5
What is the number of cars at the drive-in?
6
How many verses in the Lumberjack song?
4
How many Mounties sing the chorus (of the Lumberjack song)?
8
How many can can girls are there?
2
How many seconds of sex?
10
How many people are watching television?
1
How many lobes of the brain are there?
6
How many explosions are there in the exploding Blue Danube sketch?

11
How many Spanish Inquisitors are there?
3

Complete the Following Phrase

The first lesson of not being seen is not to ....
Stand up
Spam, bacon, sausage, and ....
Spam
I say, anyone for ....
Tennis
Your wife... is she a ....
Goer
Spanish ....
Inquisition
Ee Eecky ....
Thump
Nobody likes a ....
Benedict
[Note: This is the answer you must use for the game, however, us true
Python fans really know that nobody likes a CLEVER DICK]
Man with three ....
Buttocks
Old Nick the ....
sea captain
No time to ....
lose
Hello ....
Sailor
Hold your head and go ....
Waaaagh!

Just Questions

What mountain has the biggest tits in the world?
Mt. Everest
What is the first word in Storytime?
Hello
What did Rumpletweezer run?
The Dinky Tinky Shop
What problem does the Royal Navy have under control?
Cannibalism
What colour is the phone in the agrument clinic?
Gray or Green ( You can use either answer)
Who ate the crunchy frog?
Superintendent Parrot
What room is the Argument Clinic in?
12A
Which cheese was eaten by the cat?
Camembert
What company makes the best butter?
Whizzo
What does the Norwegian Blue have?
Beautiful plumage
What choir did the Polly Parrot join?
Invisible
How does Polly Parrot feel?
Dead
What breed is the killer cat?
Siamese
What currency is kept in the fridge?
French Francs
What currency is kept in the pyjamas?
Pounds
What can be recognized from quite a long way away?
The Larch
Name of the contestant that opts for blows on the head.
Mrs. Scum
Atilla the Hun's gift to the children.
Head
Flying banner brand name.
Whizzo
The Lumberjack never wanted to be this.
Barber
Dirty Vicar's real name.
Ronald Simms
Alternative to burning, burying, or dumping.
Eating
Full-time occupation of the cat influenza man.
Stapling machine

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