By Jenny Guenther
This walkthrough contains only the steps necessary to complete the game. There's
lots more to see and do than what's listed here, so be sure to try everything.
Also, there is a lot of dying--I recommend saving frequently and experiencing
of the deaths.
Many of the "rooms" have more than one screen. This walkthrough does not give
details of which screen in which room items may be found; suffice it to say if
you don't see something on one screen, try a different one.
Escape from the Toilet
Take the plunger next to the toilet. Take the blue roll of toilet paper. Take
roll of G.I. Asswipe toilet paper. Take the Drain Eugh next to the blue toilet
paper. In your inventory, combine the G.I. Asswipe with the plunger. Use this
contraption on the window, then use Gorgious's Toilet Paper.
Save Santa Claus
You are on the roof. Look at the chimney to discover Santa. Then talk to Santa.
Use the Drain Eugh on the chimney. Then go down the chimney your ownself.
Take the sulfuric acid. Take the claw and the funnel. Use the claw on the
Use the funnel on the zombie, then use the sulfuric acid on the funnel. You now
have the key. Go back to the wine cellar then click on the stairs, then the
ladder. Use the key on the lock.
Take the mousetrap. Lay the mousetrap at the bottom of the stairs, then go back
and push the red button. Go upstairs.
Use the door at the back of the hall, then go straight across into the kitchen.
Open the drawer under the green urn on the counter and take the lighter.
Leave the kitchen, then go through the wood door at the back of the screen to go
to the garage. Take a rocket from the box.
Go back to the corridor, then down to the bottom left of the screen. Enter the
door on the left side of the hall. Use the rocket on the fireplace, then use the
lighter on the rocket.
Leave the garage and go back down the corridor to the stairs. Go upstairs. Go to
the right, then click on the door to the right. Open the washing machine and
the key that's inside.
Go back out to the upstairs hall, then to the left. Enter the door on the left.
Take the pantyhose from Candy's wardrobe. Use the key that you got from the
washing machine on the pink drawer and take the hair dryer.
Leave Candy's room, then go up the (unseen) stairs across the hall from his
Go "to the attic," then through the blue door. Take the extension cord.
Go back out to the room with the shower next to the bed, then to the left of the
shower is a wood door. Go in. There is an extremely dark place with a pixel-hunt
to find a switch. When you find the switch, use it. Use the chest a couple of
times, then get the crank from the shelf. Go to the window and use the crank on
the hole. Jump outside.
On the Roof
Take the plank and use it on the cornice. Then use the plank to cross and go up
the ladder. Jump in the chimney.
Use the pantyhose on the cupboard. Then go back the way you came immediately or
you will die. Go all the way back to the ground floor, through the kitchen, to
the outside. Pick up the end of the pantyhose. Use the lawnmower. Go back
upstairs and to the room where your fellow aliens are frozen solid. (This time
you can use the door near the fishbowl.) Use the extension cord on the socket,
then use the blow dryer on the extension cord.
Talk to the computer. You have to choose your conversation carefully; it will be
game over if you make the computer think you're not taking it with you. My
choices were as follows:
I need you to open safe…
There are times…
Lovely day for a game of cricket…
Okay, it's true…
But of course…
But of course…
I'm going to make two trips…
Use the suitcase. Take battery. Use the battery on the socket next to the
obsolete machine. Use the charged battery on the SMTV. Go into safe and take
Chapter 3—The Dung Factory
Look at chicks, then pick one up. Follow the path until you reach the factory.
Choose "go this way," not left or right. Try opening the sewer a couple of
When Chicken Zilla arrives, look at it, then talk to it (change your cursor
action by right-clicking). Go into sewer.
Follow pipe. Use door twice.
Follow pipe, climb ladder. Use elevator/push switch. Follow path until you
at the cow platform.
Go to the left and use the elevator. Use footbridge; go to next room. Use
Take the ladle and use it a couple of times on the big pot, then take the big
pot. Go to the next room and use the big pot on the dung hammer. Use the dung
hammer on the hen.
Go back to the cow platform, then go up using the platform/switch across from
door to the "dung center." Go up the spiral stairs, then to the right, then use
the dung hammer on the welder. Take the gas canister. Go back down, then use the
other door to the right of the screen with the spiral stairs. Use the gas
canister on the pink dog. Take the kennel. Use the chain-link door.
Take the skateboard, then go to the right and use the kennel on the front of
chest, then use the kennel. Take the winch. Return to the cow platform.
Go to the right and use the winch on the middle cow. Use the winch twice. Use
skateboard on the cow. Use the cow, then use the elevator.
Keep pushing the cow until you get to the door, then open the door and push the
cow one more time. Use the hook. Use the lever.
Take the inflatable cushion. Go to the bathroom. Take the razor blade from the
drawer and take the body oil from the tub. Use the body oil on the exit door
hinge. Go to the left. Use the inflatable cushion "on the ground." Use the
cushion, then use the razor blade on the cushion.
Open the door. Take the vacuum. Go to the next room. Use the diving suit. Click
on the yellow submarine twice. Take the fugu fish. Go back out of the aquarium,
then go to the right to enter the kitchen.
Use the fugu fish on the fish pile. Take the bucket. Push the button and enter
the cabin. Look at the control panel and push button number 2.
Follow the path until you get to the "huge door," then use the huge door. Push
the button. Go back and go under the iron curtain that you passed earlier. Go
toward the top of the screen and get the chili. Go back, go down to door, and
Go to the left. Pull the lever near the redneck working on the tractor. Go to
doors and use the iron bar. Use the doors.
Go back to the kitchen. Use the cupboard, then use the vacuum hose on the "gaz"
cylinder. The use the gaz cylinder itself to turn it on. Use the chili on the
stove. Take the chili.
Go back through the swinging doors, then all the way back to the yellow door
the elevator. Use the bucket on the cow.
Go down toward bottom of screen, then go out. Follow path, then go out access 1.
Use access 3, then use access 5. Press 1 in the elevator. Exit corridor, then go
to the gas room. Take the green gas tank and use it on the nozzle with the smile
underneath it. Exit the gas room and go to the dissecting room.
Go to the end of the cornice. Use the iron curtain. Use the cylinder on the
nozzle inside. Use the elevator on the other side of the platform.
Take Igor's foot (twice), then take Igor to get his card. Go back and exit.
Return to the elevator with the three buttons, call the elevator, and this time
press 3. Use the platform. Use the foot on the footchecker. Access chamber.
Talk to giant fly until it flies you out. Go down, then upstairs, then go "here"
then "this way," then use the female robot.
Take alien guts, alien skull, small alien bone. Combine small alien bone with
guts. Use the alien skull in the radioactive gutter. Make your way along the
Use the alien guts/bone combination on the small bars. Take the wooden wedge.
Climb. Take the wooden wedge again (you can't see this one because Gorgious is
the way). Use the skull on the small bars. Climb.
Use the ladder. Take the iron hook. Go back. Use hook on gas pipe, then use hook
on iron door.
Take the small hammer, then use it on the fire ax. Try to exit, but the exit is
blocked by evil furniture. Use the fire ax on the stool.
Use the three switches, then exit.
Use the switch. Exit.
Use the couch. Exit the house. Give the money to the big fly. Use the
Use teleport pods 1, 3, 8, 21.
Go back out through the access door and return to elevator; return to level 2
make your way back to the jail area. Use Igor's card on the electronic lock next
to the space brick, then take the space brick. Go back to level 3 and return to
the control room. Make your way to the circle on the floor and stand on it. Go
the right and use the foot switch. Then use the space brick on the red switch.
back down and through the secret door.
Now you have to play a game of Simon. I'm not sure if the order is randomized,
but you have plenty of time to write down the moves. The order of moves in my
game was R B B Y G B Y B Y B. Successfully completing the Simon game opens the
other door through the control room. Go through that door and use the desk to
in Dr. Sakarine's chair.
Use the giant toilet. Go right. Enter maze. Click here for a series of pictures
showing how to solve the maze (follow the pointing finger).
You meet a snail when you get out of the maze. He is super slow. Either you can
wait forever for him to complete the maze in his own time or just hit escape to
skip that part.
Use the hole. Use the green alien. Talk to robot until he accepts your offer to
massage his feet. Go behind the big fan, then use the robot. Go to the right
toward the big mountain. Use the ear trumpet.
Use the spring. Use the teleport pod. Use the big moving platform, then follow
the path (pretty much only one way to go) all the way up to the top. Use the rat
and go all the way back down. Use the small platform. Push the green button.
the switch under the blue E and enter the sieve.
Go to the next room.
Go down, then right, then east, south, south. Use the rock, then take the skull.
Go left, then north, north, west, west, west, west, west, and use the hose pipe.
Go north, east, east, east, right, then back to the big rock. Go right, east,
north, west, then toward the hole. Use the hose on the pipe, then use the skull
on the hose, then use the hose.
Use the moving sidewalk behind the dome. Go toward bottom of screen, then to
the "next room" on the left. Use the control pad.
Go downstairs, go downstairs, jump downstairs, use elevator, go to the right,
the barrel. Use the pipe. Go back to the rocket. Use the handwheel. Climb
upstairs. Pull the red lever. Use the ladder. Push the ignition switch.