by Gerard J. Pinzone
html by Dave Stanworth
Click on top of dumpster. Exit to the right. Kick in door. Grab the guy behind
the bar. He will give you your keys back. Go outside and start your bike.
Punch the guy off his bike. Your bike will eventually fall apart. When you come
to, you will be in a house. Look at the photo on the wall. Get gas tank and
hose. Go outside. Talk to Miranda about the ambush. Tell her where it is. Ask
for a ride. She will say she can
t. Exit to the left. She will sneak off in her
car. Exit to the left again.
Go to Todd's trailer. Knock on door and wait for him to answer. Kick in the
door. He is knocked unconscious. Open the refrigerator. Get the meat. Open the
cabinet. Get the lock pick. Walk to floor panel on the right. Get the torch.
Go to the fuel tower and pick the lock. Pick the lock up. Go inside the door.
Touch the ladder then run quickly behind the object in the far left rear. Go to
the hovercraft and remove the gas cap. Use the hose with cap. Use gas can with
hose. Use mouth with hose.
Go to the junkyard, use lock on door latch. Grab the chain. Go to the parts
pile and grab. The dog will chase you. Jump back down. Go to the right past the
wreck. Keep going until you see the dog again. Quickly throw the meat into the
purple car. Exit left. Go up to the crane. Use the controls to lift the purple
car up. Exit left, get the fork from the parts pile.
Go back to the fuel tower and touch the ladder.
Look at the debris. You will automatically pick up the picture. Exit left. Get
on bike and leave on road going up. Go around to the back of the bar. Talk to
Miranda in dumpster. Exit right. Go in door. Show guy with knife your false ID.
Go in door. Move pillow. Get tire iron. Use it on lock.
Use the tire iron on wheels. Kick trailer. It will fall over. Pick up some
fertilizer. Get on bike and go back to the mink farm. They will chase you and
crash by the trailer.
Get off the bike and look at the sign to the right. Read all pictures and
plaques. Get back on bike and ride to the left. Go back to trailer (wait for
STOP sign to appear). Use the tire iron on fender. You will get the fan
automatically. Go on bike exit south.
Go to the Mill Road. You will meet Father Torque. Ask him every question
possible, or he will constantly come back to bother you. You won't be able to
beat the cavefish guy without the board. You can
t beat the vulture guy without
the chain. You can get this stuff by beating up the people who have it.
Use Weapon Biker
Chainsaw Guy with board
Fertilizer Girl with chainsaw
Keep going until you beat up the vulture guy AND the cavefish guy. You will get
the special glasses and the rocket booster. When you have done both, hit the
right mouse button to put on the visor. Press the left mouse button when the
display reads CAVE (not EXIT!!!).
Once in the cave, drive right, then south west. Grab ramp twice to attach to
bike. Get on bike and ride east. Get off bike and disconnect ramp.
Get on bike and jump the ramp.
Go to stadium. Go to gift stand. Look at T-shirts. Grab the bunny when the
guy's back is turned. Grab joystick and play with the car until it stops. Go
back to bike and ride north. Use bunny on minefield. After it blows up, pick up
the battery. Exit south. Go back to gift stand. Use battery with the car. Drive
car north east into turnstile. Grab box of bunnies. Go back to minefield. Use
box on minefield. Quickly pick up all the bunnies except one. Wait for him to
blow up. Walk on path the bunny made and release another. Keep doing this until
you make it to the other side.
Tell Maureen, "Let me go or else", "I'll call you names", "Diapered Dynamo".
Jump off of the leftmost ramp. You must time it to land on the brown car. The
brown car will stall. Push it over to the bottom right corner. Push the car off
the ramp ahead of you. You will bounce off the brown car and land on top of the
baddies, stalling their car. If this is too much for you, just press the `V'
key on your keyboard to win the derby. Run by box seats to set them on fire.
The two guys in the blue car will chase you on top of the brown car. When the
blue car rams you, jump on their car. When they drive near the fire, jump off
and stand in the fire.
Look at parts and examine all of them. Go back to factory. Maureen will give
you the pictures automatically. Go behind the factory. Kick the wall stone to
the right of the stone underneath the far left post when the meters stop
clicking. Enter the hatch. Grab the floor safe by the desk. Enter 154492 as the
code. Exit right. Use the card on the card reader. Move light lever twice and
the motor lever once. The film will burn. Go in second door. Put pictures on
Open panel. Quickly grab Rip
s cane. Open grill and use tire iron on third fuel
Go up ladder. Press computer screen. Pick "Take off","Post take off", "Gear",
Go inside truck. Use computer. Pick "Main Menu", Defense", "Machine Guns",
"Control", "System off". Exit into plane. Move left. Grab Bike.
That is it!!!!
Gerard J. Pinzone
King of all Tech Support